Just Miss Jac

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by Joshua Middleton


The hairdresser sighed, slamming down the shears.
“You didn’t tell me you had Hydras.”
“I don’t!” the Medusa promised..
“You have Hydras, Deliah, not snakes.”
The woman moaned and put her head in her hands, the stumpy, decapitated “snakes” growing back, now with two heads where there were one.
“You’ve got to go to a special hairdresser.”
“I just want a few less snakes!”
“You don’t have snakes, you’ve got Hydras. Is your Mother a Hydra?”
“My mother is a Naga, thanks.”
“I’m not saying it to be racist, I don’t have an issue with Hydras. My best friend is a Hydra.”
“…do you have any proof? Do you have a photo?”
The hairdresser Medusa shrugged, her frenzy of yellow snakes twisting themselves up into a hissy mohawk, then falling.
“Who do you recommend?”
“Any of the ladies at Heracles can hook you up. They’ve got special shears.” her snakes french braided themselves, then let themselves go, swirling into an up-do.
Deliah’s Hydras, her tiny Hydras, roared and spit some fire.
“Oh shit!” the Medusa said, backing up. “I’d get there right away!”
“Are they not supposed to do that?”
“Look honey… I do snakes and I do hair and sometimes I do Harpy Acrylics, okay? I am not qualified.”
Deliah got up, pouting. “I’m sorry Kida.”
“Mm hm.” the Medusa said, rounding her customer cautiously as the Hydras kept shooting fire. “Maybe they’re really dragons!”
Deliah dug in her purse. “Here, let me give you a tip.” She held out some bills and before Kida could grab them, the Hydra set them on fire.
They looked at each other and Deliah just left.
She had to get to Heracles right away. 

Oh god I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

So. much. CACKLING

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The hairdresser sighed, slamming down the shears.

“You didn’t tell me you had Hydras.”

“I don’t!” the Medusa promised..

“You have Hydras, Deliah, not snakes.”

The woman moaned and put her head in her hands, the stumpy, decapitated “snakes” growing back, now with two heads where there were one.

“You’ve got to go to a special hairdresser.”

“I just want a few less snakes!”

“You don’t have snakes, you’ve got Hydras. Is your Mother a Hydra?”

“My mother is a Naga, thanks.”

“I’m not saying it to be racist, I don’t have an issue with Hydras. My best friend is a Hydra.”

“…do you have any proof? Do you have a photo?”

The hairdresser Medusa shrugged, her frenzy of yellow snakes twisting themselves up into a hissy mohawk, then falling.

“Who do you recommend?”

“Any of the ladies at Heracles can hook you up. They’ve got special shears.” her snakes french braided themselves, then let themselves go, swirling into an up-do.

Deliah’s Hydras, her tiny Hydras, roared and spit some fire.

“Oh shit!” the Medusa said, backing up. “I’d get there right away!”

“Are they not supposed to do that?”

“Look honey… I do snakes and I do hair and sometimes I do Harpy Acrylics, okay? I am not qualified.”

Deliah got up, pouting. “I’m sorry Kida.”

“Mm hm.” the Medusa said, rounding her customer cautiously as the Hydras kept shooting fire. “Maybe they’re really dragons!”

Deliah dug in her purse. “Here, let me give you a tip.” She held out some bills and before Kida could grab them, the Hydra set them on fire.

They looked at each other and Deliah just left.

She had to get to Heracles right away. 

Oh god I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

So. much. CACKLING

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I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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Went to comic con and look who I ran into ^///v///^

I asked them for the video and they were very cool about it so here it is. All for you Joan ^w^

SUPER AWESOME THANK-YOU TO DAVID MICHAEL BENNETT AND
ISABELLA BUNNY BENNETT!!!
^///♡///^

You just made this girl extremely happy.
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A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

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jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

somebody please tell me what they’re made of its very important 2 me

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This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

These are how I succeed in interviews. I’m not kidding. Pick two or three and use them. I can’t emphasize this enough. It tells your interviewer that you’re invested in the position and want to not only get it, but to make it into an even bigger asset to the company, and they love that kind of engagement in candidates.

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